Thursday, April 16, 2009

This Is An Improvement?

It would appear that a measurement of progress is the speed at which something can process information or disseminate information. Given the old American proverb bad news travels fast, spreading bad news faster does not seem like much of an accomplishment.

A tearful, well thought out, edited missive expressing sympathy and support, while slower, beats the heck out of an e-mail "mom died. we're orphans." Granted the news is faster but gee!



Maybe it's that the need for speed (with apologies to Top Gun) outstrips the need for language and consideration, though I personally don't see the need. Texting begat twitter which will end, presumably, with simple dots or icons; perhaps a 21st century Morse Code? It is difficult to imagine shelves of books in the post-Twitter era; how long will it take to read 140 characters? Taken to extremes (which I'm wont to do), there shouldn't be any books since the author(s) will have tweeted the construction of the book all along and thus there's no point in printing it. Right?








At least the budget crunch will ease since library facilities will be able to be reduced to the size of a phone booth.










Maybe it's just a bad day! Cleveland 10, Yankees 2.

1 comment:

  1. Maybe there is a "break in the new stadium" period??? Perhaps they haven't been cooking the Yankee dogs to the proper temperature and so the pitching staff is suffering from intestinal ailments that make them incapable of throwing strikes? Or, uh, I got nothing.

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